Clever Gals....Those Senior Citizens

Never underestimate the senior in the bunch.  Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound, the young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.  The others looked at her questioningly.  'That was my pager,' she said. ' I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'

A few minutes later, a phone rang.  The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.  When she finished, she explained, 'That was my mobile phone.  I have a microchip in my hand.'

The older woman felt very low-tech.  Not to be out done,she decided she had to do something just as impressive.  She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said..............'Well, will you look at that........I'm getting a fax'

I don't care who you are......that's funny !   OK, this is just a quickie I had to share with everyone.  I'll add to it in a few days.