Once 
  upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of
a 
  desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they
created 
  a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then
Congress 
  said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So 
  they created a planning department and hired two people, one person
to 
  write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then
Congress 
  said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks
correctly?"
(This is me....are you following this? )
So 
  they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One
was 
  to do the studies and one was to write the reports. Then Congress
said, 
  "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created two
positions: 
  a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.
Then 
  Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So 
  they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
Administrative 
  Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
Secretary.
Then 
  Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year
and 
  we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back." So they laid-off
the 
  night watchman.
NOW 
  slowly, let it sink in.  Seriously, you might want to read this again....
Quietly, 
  we go like sheep to slaughter...Does anybody remember the
reason 
  given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during
the 
  Carter administration?
Anybody?
Anything?
No?
Didn't 
  think so!
Bottom 
  line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support
of 
  an agency....the reason for which not one person who reads this can
remember!
Ready??
It 
  was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very
appropriate. 
  The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO
LESSEN 
  OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.   (OMG, what did we do?)
Hey, 
  pretty efficient, huh???
AND 
  NOW IT'S 2012 -- 35 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS
"NECESSARY" 
  DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000
FEDERAL 
  EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND
LOOK 
  AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
(THIS 
  IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY
THINKING?")
34 
  years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70%
of 
  our oil consumption is foreign imports.
Ah, 
  yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.
NOW, 
  WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO
INDUSTRY 
  TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?
Hello!! 
  Anybody Home?
Signed....The 
  Night 
Watchman
(This is me again....I am begging.....pleeeeze pay attention to what is happening to US....pay attention to and KNOW who you decide to vote for this year. The freedom and quality of our lives depend on it.)