Showing posts with label congress. Show all posts
Showing posts with label congress. Show all posts

Friday, March 16, 2012

Government Efficiency....Story of the Night Watchman


 
 
 
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of
a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they
created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then
Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person
to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then
Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks
correctly?"
 
(This is me....are you following this? )
 
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One
was to do the studies and one was to write the reports. Then Congress
said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created two
positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
Secretary.
 
 
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year
and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back." So they laid-off
the night watchman.
 
 
 
NOW slowly, let it sink in.  Seriously, you might want to read this again....
 
 
Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter...Does anybody remember the
reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during
the Carter administration?
 
Anybody?
 
 
Anything?
 
 
 
No?
 
 
 
Didn't think so!
 
Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support
of an agency....the reason for which not one person who reads this can
remember!
 
 
Ready??
 
 
It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very
appropriate. The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO
LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.   (OMG, what did we do?)
 
 
 
Hey, pretty efficient, huh???
 
 
 
AND NOW IT'S 2012 -- 35 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS
"NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000
FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND
LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
 
 
 
(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY
THINKING?")
 
 
 
34 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70%
of our oil consumption is foreign imports.
 
 
 
Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.
 
 
 
NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO
INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?
 
 
 
Hello!! Anybody Home?
 
 
 
Signed....The Night Watchman

(This is me again....I am begging.....pleeeeze pay attention to what is happening to US....pay attention to and KNOW who you decide to vote for this year.  The freedom and quality of our lives depend on it.)

Friday, January 8, 2010

2010 New Anthem...We The People Say Pay Attention...



I think this new song from Ray Stevens would make a heckofan anthem for the next few years. Take the time to see and listen to it from the following Ray Stevens link.


If you've heard it once...listen to it again...the words are soooo appropo...I hope they're listening.  We the People are a force to be reckoned with..

Check out his website....Ray Stevens

Here's a few of the lyrics...this 70 year old songwriter entertainer has managed to hit the nail on the head:

It’s gonna be a big heart breaker,
Grandma needs a new pace maker,

And the doctor says, “I realize she’s ill,

But there’s talk of legislation, on all our medication,

and maybe all we can do is put her on a pain pill.”


Whoa, me! Hey, Congress!

You vote Obamacare,

We’re gonna vote you outta there!
We the People have awakened to your tricks.

You vote to let this pass,

You Will be out on your.....!


‘Cause we the people have awakened…

I would say this song makes Ray Stevens a genuine patriot!
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If you get to the point where you have some time on your hands (not a watch) then use some of it to browse Supergrannys Treasures. Do an Ole Gal a big favor...take some of these collectible ashtrays off my hands...I want to clear some space so I can do some watercolor and acrylic painting...

Mark you calendars and watch for the sale of 2010...6 week stimulus banner More details coming soon!