Thursday, March 14, 2013

Use a Shotgun and Not Touch It.....

 I love this story about using your shotgun without touching will work great for me because I DO have a on....
Today I swung my front door open and placed my Remington 870 shotgun on the front porch. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, I decided to place it in a wheelchair to help it get around.
Then I left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across the street plowed my snow, a girl walked her dog down the street, And quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign in front of my house.

After about 2 hours, I checked on the gun. And it was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I left it. It had not rolled itself outside and It had not killed anyone in spite of the many opportunities.

Well you can imagine how surprised I was with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. So either the media is wrong, and it is the misuse of guns by people or I'm in possession of the laziest Gun in the world.

So now I'm off to check on my spoons, because I hear they make people fat.
Umm, I wonder if I can find one sticking in something sumptuous and gooey...  :)  spoon, that is...
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

An Old Farmer's Words..Life from the seat of a tractor

Life from the seat of a tractor.. An old Farmer's Words of Wisdom we could all live by....... The last quote fits everyone...I don't care who you are.
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

 Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

 Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 

 A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

 Words that soak into your ears are whispered....not yelled.

 Meanness don't just happen overnight. 

 Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. 

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

 It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. 

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

 Every path has a few puddles. 

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

 Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.

 Don't judge folks by their relatives.

 Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 

Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

 Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

 Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

 If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

 Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 

 The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. 

 Always drink upstream from the herd.

 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

 Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. 

 If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

 Live simply, love generously, care deeply, Speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.

 Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 

 And, finally......................................... 
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you have gotten yourself into....  
 so, with that said have a delicious day...
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Monday, December 31, 2012

How Unions Work - Las Vegas Hookers Unions

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

 "No”, she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

 "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

 "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"

Think about this and have a successful New Year.  Shop Supergrannys Treasures for tobacciana collectibles.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

History Lesson on Your Social Security Card

History Lesson on Your Social Security Card 
Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this.
It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it. Be sure and show it to your family and friends. They need a little history lesson on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat or Republican. Facts are Facts.

Social Security Cards
up until the 1980s expressly stated the number and card were not to be used for identification purposes. Since nearly everyone in the United States now has a number, it became convenient to use it anyway and the message, NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION, was removed.

An old Social Security card with the "NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION" message.
Our Social Security

Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social
Security (FICA) Program. He promised:

1.) That participation in the Program would be
Completely voluntary,

No longer Voluntary

2.) That the participants would only have to pay
1% of the first $1,400 of their annual

Incomes into the Program

Now 7.65%
on the first $90,000

3.) That the money the participants elected to put
into the Program would be deductible from
their income for tax purposes each year,

No longer tax deductible

4.) That the money the participants put into the
independent 'Trust Fund'
rather than into the
general operating fund, and therefore, would
only be used to fund the Social Security

Retirement Program, and no other

Government program, and,

Under Johnson the money was moved to

The General Fund and Spent

5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed
as income.

Under Clinton & Gore

Up to 85% of your Social Security can be Taxed

Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are
now receiving a Social Security check every month --

and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of
the money we
paid to the Federal government to 'put
away' --
you may be interested in the following:

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Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the
independent 'Trust Fund' and put it into the
general fund so that Congress could spend it?

A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically
controlled House and Senate.

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Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax
deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?

A: The Democratic Party.

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Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social
Security annuities?

A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the
'tie-breaking' deciding vote
as President of the
Senate, while he was Vice President of the US

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Q: Which Political Party decided to start
giving annuity payments to immigrants?


A: That's right!

Jimmy Carter
and the Democratic Party.

Immigrants moved into this country,
and at age 65,
began to receive Social Security payments! The
Democratic Party gave these payments to them,

even though they never paid a dime into it!

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Then, after violating the original contract (FICA),
the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!

And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it!  Don't be a political dummy.....get educated and vote responsibly!

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The True Meaning of Service

A friend sent this to me today and I love it so I had to share.....enjoy

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service' 
U.S. Postal 'Service' 
Telephone 'Service' 
Cable TV 'Service' 
Civil 'Service' 
State, City, County & Public 'Service' 
Customer 'Service' 

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant. 

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. 
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. 

I hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Think When You Vote in November

Paradoxical  Quote of The Day From Ben Stein:

"Fathom the  hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are  insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen."
Now add this,  "Many of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will  receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance  because they are citizens."

Think  about it when you vote in November..!