Friday, August 24, 2012

Another Economic Stimulus Payment

I don't know that this is a 'for sure'....but I thought we'd better have a little economics lesson in case it does happen......
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment, well maybe..... 

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money?

A.. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it..

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka ....

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs..

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ...

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea ...

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help. could, of course, spend some of that stimulus at Supergrannys Treasures

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Bowl-O-Bama...A chance to knock his teeth out

Wanna knock his teeth out? A bowling alley in Clearwater , Florida , Bowl-O-Bama,
is doing record business despite a bad economy.

The alley also reported a record number of 300 games.

Since opening in November 2010, 963 Patrons have bowled a Perfect Game,
including strikes in the warm-up frames.

This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237.

And that's the Senior League.  Ya gotta love those seniors!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive ' s Worst Nightmare

"I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive ' s Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker. That's me!  I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don ' t push it on others..
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in
 products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary,
Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don ' t work!

I ' m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.

I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers,
 and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don ' t hate the rich. I don ' t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don ' t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!

I believe if you don ' t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China, or some other socialist country!

If you were born here and don ' t like are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the White House, the seat of our biggest problems.

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you ' re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

And, no, I don ' t mind having my face shown on my driver ' s license. I think it ' s good.... And I ' m proud that ' God ' is written on my money..

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don ' t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ' donations ' to their cause....Get a job and do your part to support yourself and your family!

I believe that it doesn ' t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....

I believe ' illegal ' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I ' m a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know...

We want our country back!

My Country.....I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

great, great, great, great grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in the Revolution & the War of 1812. 

My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Mexican American War. 

My great, great grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Civil War. 

My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Spanish-American War. 

My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I. 

My father watched as his friends died in WW II.

I watched as my friends died in
Vietnam , Panama & Desert Storm. 

My son watched & bled as his friends died in
Afghanistan and Iraq

None of them died for the Mexican or any other Flag.
Everyone died for the American flag.

Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole,
other students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down.

California high school students were sent home on Cinco de Mayo, because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.

Enough is enough ........
This message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America .

We ' ve bent over to appease the America-haters long enough. I ' m taking a stand.

I ' m standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the American flag.

If you agree, stand up with me and forward to everyone in your address book!!

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

AMERICANS, stop giving away Your RIGHTS!

Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY!

This statement DOES NOT mean I ' m against immigration!

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

1. Get a sponsor !

2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !

3. Live by OUR rules !

4. Get a job !

5. Pay YOUR Taxes !

6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !

7. NOW find a place to lay your head !

If you don ' t want to forward this for fear of offending someone,

 A dear Friend sent this to me this morning and I decided I needed to post it here in my blog as well as forwarding to my email acquaintances.  I do agree, we need to stand up together to take back our Country and keep our Constitution in tact. 
WAKE UP America ! ! ! 

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