Thursday, March 14, 2013

Use a Shotgun and Not Touch It.....

 I love this story about using your shotgun without touching it....it will work great for me because I DO have a wheelchair...read on....
Today I swung my front door open and placed my Remington 870 shotgun on the front porch. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, I decided to place it in a wheelchair to help it get around.
Then I left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across the street plowed my snow, a girl walked her dog down the street, And quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign in front of my house.

After about 2 hours, I checked on the gun. And it was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I left it. It had not rolled itself outside and It had not killed anyone in spite of the many opportunities.

Well you can imagine how surprised I was with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. So either the media is wrong, and it is the misuse of guns by people or I'm in possession of the laziest Gun in the world.

So now I'm off to check on my spoons, because I hear they make people fat.
Umm, I wonder if I can find one sticking in something sumptuous and gooey...  :)  spoon, that is...
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

An Old Farmer's Words..Life from the seat of a tractor

Life from the seat of a tractor.. An old Farmer's Words of Wisdom we could all live by....... The last quote fits everyone...I don't care who you are.
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

 Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

 Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 

 A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

 Words that soak into your ears are whispered....not yelled.

 Meanness don't just happen overnight. 

 Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. 

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

 It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. 

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

 Every path has a few puddles. 

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

 Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.

 Don't judge folks by their relatives.

 Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 

Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

 Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

 Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

 If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

 Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 

 The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. 

 Always drink upstream from the herd.

 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

 Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. 

 If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

 Live simply, love generously, care deeply, Speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.

 Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 

 And, finally......................................... 
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you have gotten yourself into....  
 so, with that said have a delicious day...
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