Sunday, November 8, 2009

Geriatric Erotica? You've got to be kidding....

This morning I was very innocently looking at an article on tobacciana advertising items and somehow ended up at Treasury of Geriatric Erotica .... I nearly lost my teeth...almost embedded them in the far wall...from laughing...Photobucket

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Here's a spicy excerpt from....

Winnebago Swingers
by Imogene Schlemmer
ISBN #0-466-93-2489
$2.95 U.S./$3.95 Canada

"Riding on the Freeway of Lust"

"While outwardly calm, Wilhelmina's thoughts were racing. True, she and Hortence had been in the Yosemite Super8 RV lot for only 12 hours, but already Wilhelmina sensed an erotic charge more powerful than any other they'd yet encountered.....Could she have imagined the hungry glances of the couple in the 20 foot Airstream two lots down? She hoped not. Him, with his rugged all-terrain walker - and her, wrapped seductively in an alpaca shawl. Yes, they were swingers all right. And Wilhelmina knew just which jello mold she would take over to break the ice..."

Here's another Spicy Excerpt from...
Scottsdale Nights
by Douglas Fernwhistle
ISBN #0-677-20-6996
$2.95 U.S./$3.95 Canada

"Prescott wasn't about to let any goddamned pacemaker slow him down."

"Sensing her hesitation, Prescott implored, 'Don't you see, Delores? It doesn't matter that our children don't approve, or that our medication schedules aren't entirely complementary — or even that I'm allergic to the polymer shells of your bladder control pantaloons. It doesn't matter at all - because you make me hot! That's right, hot like gravy on pork chops, hot like a van without air conditioning, hot like Sanka in an insulated travel mug. And if I make you hot too, then come with me now - right away! Come with me to Marguerite Volpare's condominium, where the three of us can make hot funky music together!"


Photobucket You know, we spent 7 years living in our motor home with a super slide...you know the snowbird routine...south in the winter..back to Colorado in the summer. We've been in some pretty ritzy RV resorts and some Motel 6 type RV trailer parks....but, I gotta tell ya, we never saw anything going on like this! Is this for real? I don't know...but since I have nothing else to think about today...guess I'll muse on it for awhile.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am dying inside, lmao! This is a fricken hoot! Roar! Growl! You make me hot like gravy on pork chops! I've always wondered how old one is when these type of activities cease? Or, if they ever do? Or, if it depends on the person? SuperGranny, do you know? Can you enlighten me?

Fleapirates said...

ROFLOL, SG!

Nothing to say after all that laughing, so here's my contribution...!

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said : "Then you use to bite my neck"

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

Supergranny said...

Anymouse, I haven't figured out how old you are when you quite thinking about it...not dead yet!

Flea, what a funny story...sometimes removable teeth are advantageous..sometimes they're not.

Anonymous said...

Supergranny, activity, activities....not think. Does the "act" cease? inquiring minds want to know. does anybody know?

Supergranny said...

Anymouse, even a 1 act play ends...you silly goose....

davendeb1178 said...

Your blog always brightens my day and makes me laugh!!! That was a good one. Keep em coming!!!

Deb

maggiemaybecrafty said...

If you are looking for a laugh, this is always the place to come. Thanks for making my day...again.

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