Sunday, March 8, 2009

Psst...........Ladies, Can I Have A Word With you Privately?

I made a serious decision after I returned from my yearly physical....THAT was the last time!!

When I went to the doctor for my yearly physical, the nurse started with the basics.....

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a witch!! Better living through chemistry? I just hate when that happens...............


'Be who you are and say what you feel...Because those that matter... don't mind...And those that mind... don't matter.' sigh...........

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2 comments:

grouchow said...

HA HA HA HA. How did you get from Zen to Prozac?????? Count yourself lucky, it could be worse.... Take the prozac, I might be needing some soon! When I look in the mirror, I have had so many body parts removed that I look like frankenstein's bride :(
Maybe prozac would help me deal with it better!?! *still smiling though* they haven't removed that yet...

Supergranny said...

ACE, thank goodness, no one can "take" your smile and, although I have never seen your smile.....I'm confident it is a joy to behold!! You're beautiful!!!!