When I went to the doctor for my yearly physical, the nurse started with the basics.....
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a witch!! Better living through chemistry? I just hate when that happens...............
'Be who you are and say what you feel...Because those that matter... don't mind...And those that mind... don't matter.' sigh...........
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