Tuesday, February 7, 2012

2012 Social Security Stimulus Package

I just got this note from my friend, Suz......(not OLA Sue)

"Hey, SG,

Today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 10 discount coupons to KFC and an "Obama Hope and Change" bumper sticker.

The directions were in Spanish.

Hope you get yours soon."

I'll bet if you're retired you'll be just as excited as I am....what do you think?



Fleapirates said...

Hey, I didn't get one!

Supergranny said...

You think you are a queen but you're much too young...wanna borrow my smoke machine and the bumper sticker?

Cathy Cavarzan said...

Wow I didn't get one either
Is it just for old farts? or all of Social Security cuz we get SS Survivor benefits and it wasnt in my check
Though they were kind enough after almost 3 years to give us a cost of living raise a whole $12 for the month extra

chateycathey said...

clogiSad thing is Yogi all the senators and house of reps got 2 COL raises each year. That came to me from SS becuase I ask a lot of questions when I think something ain't right and THAT AIN'T RIGHT

cdwsgeneralstore said...

didn't get mine either as they had decided to lose 3 years of address changes and then hold my check, lol. As to the nice little increase...they made much bigger increase in premium costs and deductibles.

Aesthetics48 said...

Hysterical! Reminds me of my application for the free Obama Phone!!

chateycathey said...

Well Ace, did you get the phone or not? LOL

Supergranny said...

WOW, I gues the ole gubment ain't very efishent!!!