CHUCKLE OF THE DAY..............
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod!!!
Embarrassing? It is not mentioned often in polite circles. It is often used to provoke a laugh in certain movies. It is a subject not often mentioned by patient to doctor. It is flatulence. We all experience it as part of normal living, but it can become a problem for many people. Flatulence occurs in most healthy people 10 to 20 times a day and is simply the release of intestinal gas.
Valentines Day is fast approaching.....have you got your significant other a suitable gift for the day of love? Ever thought about NOT just getting them a box of candy and/or flowers?
How about a collectible item of something he/she is interested in. A golfer.....how about this for something different.....Two Chi Chi Rodriguez SIGNATURE Logo Golf Balls...these are COOL!! Find them at Aesthetics48 http://www.onlineauction.com/index.php?page=auction:view_item&auction_id=932543&title=Two_Chi_Chi_
Rodriguez_SIGNATURE_Logo_Golf_Balls_
How about a crystal heart shaped candy or trinket dish
Where else can you get a beauty like this for $2.75? Check this and the following new items listed at My OLA House: http://www.onlineauction.com/store/supergranny
Don't forget to visit My website: http://supergrannystreasures.mybisi.com/
How about a 100% wool jacket...check this out at ABigMixedBag http://www.onlineauction.com/index.php?page=auction:view_item&auction_id=524885
Your lady would love this quality jacket at bargain prices - or buy it for yourself!!
How about this...Chicago White Sox Miller High Life Metal Sign...for your beer drinking baseball lovin significant other...see it at fleapirates
http://www.onlineauction.com/index.php?page=auction:view_item&auction_id=580198
Have a delicious day!! Remember....shop...NOT at ebay......get better prices at OnlineAuction.com.
Jump on the bed...
. . .act like a kid!!
3 comments:
ROFL, SG! You are the only one I know that could get away with talking about flatulence and Valentine's Day in the same article! LOL more! Thanks for the plug... you are a sweetheart! And KEEP WRITING - we love reading it!
What a totally funny funny post, hope I never get into that position but I have been close!
And totally blushing that you were kind enough to highlight those golf balls. Wow. :)
ROTF!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! SuperG, you so crazy! Great aution hilights too! YAY! :)
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